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• I have no luck. I have a ten-dollar check and the only guy who would cash it for me was a guy I owed nine dollars to.
  -- Gene Baylo...
• SMILEY :^D "Great! I like it!
• An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame-SMU football game and doesn't care who wins.
  -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe...
• I 'd be a butterfly born in a bower, Where roses and lilies and violets meet.
  -- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- I 'd be a Butterfly...
• To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother -- I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.
• People try to put us d-d-down, just because we ge-ge-get around.
  Things they do look awful c-c-cold. Hope I d-die before I get old. -- The Who...
• Haven't you ever known what it is like to be at peace with your Maker?
  asked the clergyman who was counseling the wayward girl....
• I'm afraid of people who like Catcher in the Rye, Yeah, I like it too, but someone tell me why People he'd despise say, I feel like that guy.
  .. -- Too Much Joy...
• The STAR WARS Song Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kink