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• An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool.
• Dancin' fool [picture of dancing jester]
• Waste not seen is the most obscene.
• With firm application, and determination, I made a fool of myself. -- The Court Jester.
• Sorry, no obscene fortunes. Don't want to offend anyone. [Now that's obscene!]
• Honk if you love obscene gestures.
• Poetry isn't obscene, it's per verse.
• OBSCENE PHONE CALL -- Aural sex.
• I went to the doctor last week. He told me to take all my clothes off.
  Then he said, "You'll have to diet." I said, "What color?" -- Ken Dodd...