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PERFECT SECRETARY -- One Who Comes In For Dictation With A Notebook, Pencil, And Towel.
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PERFECT SECRETARY -- one who comes in for dictation with a
notebook, pencil, and towel.
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The perfect secretary is one who types fast and runs slow.
A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am.
The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
perfect guest: One who makes his host feel at home.
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
-- Ivern Ball, "Modern Secretary...
PRIVATE SECRETARY -- a good one never misses a period.
Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its one sure defense.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), Notebook, 1888...
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M. -- Charles Pierce
Objective philosophy is like a pencil sharpener for one's mind. Shlomi Fish