Sex Is Like Housework. A Woman Can Do A Real Good Job, But It Never Stays Done--and The Better Job She Does, The More Likely She Is To Do It Again Real Soon.

Sex Is Like Housework. A Woman Can Do A Real Good Job, But It Never Stays Done--and The Better Job She Does, The More Likely She Is To Do It Again Real Soon.

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Sex is like housework. A woman can do a real good job, but it
never stays done--and the better job she does, the more likely she is
to do it again real soon.

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