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• The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• John Bobbit has no hard feelings about what his wife did.
• You're gonna hurt all three of my feelings!
• If I let go of the feelings which cause me pain, I would have no feelings at all. -- Dan Goodma
• Tony: Hey Bart, I hope there are no hard feelings. Ba
  Get bent. Tony: I deserved that. -- "Bart the Murdere...
• EMACS: Eventually Munches All Computer Storage.
• When it comes to the ultimate in elasticity, it is hard to beat a paycheck that lasts until the next one comes in.
• Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
• All general statements are false. -- The Ultimate Law (R. H. Grenier)