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Staying Single Is Largely A Matter Of Spacing. You Have To Make Sure Your Dates Don't Want A Mate, They Just Wanta Mate.
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Staying single is largely a matter of spacing. You have to
make sure your dates don't want a mate, they just wanta mate.
Related:
Fry: "Make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
Yes?" Zoidberg: "Is the desire to mate a feeling?...
You will meet your perfect mate today. Congratulations! It's yourself.
Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover.
Honor would be better served if I were your mate. -- Worf