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• The difference between a dog and a fox? About ten drinks.
• he guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
  -- Hear about......
• Hear about... the guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
• PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
  CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
• Never argue with a fool. Others may not be able to tell the difference.
• Never argue with a fool -- people might not be able to tell the difference.
• An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know.
  It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don't....