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The Next Time We Say 'Screw Or Walk!' To Our Double Dates," Groaned The Fellow To His Buddy, "we Better Have Our Own Car.
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The next time we say 'Screw or walk!' to our double dates,"
groaned the fellow to his buddy, "we better have our own car."
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To-morrow a stranger will say with masterly good sense precisely what we have thought and felt all the time, and we shall be forced to take with shame our own opinion from another.
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We are each entitled to our own opinion, but no one is entitled to his own facts.
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We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.
We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction. Aesop
The only time we doctors should accept death is when it comes as a result of our own incompetence.
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