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• VAGINAL JELLY -- hole schmear.
• Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society. -- David Hull
• Laughter is the best lubricant for life's engine.
• The first lubricant for wheels was caster oil.
• SEXUAL LUBRICANT -- greasy id stuff.
• Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot -- Guina
• If you smoke after sex, you need lubricant.
• How does a blonde screw in a light bulb? With lubricant.
  (But how does she get into the light bulb?)...
• If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
  Or some joker who is slicker, Will trick you of your liquor, If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock....