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Woman Who Spends Much Time On Bedspring May Have Offspring.
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Woman who spends much time on bedsprings, may have offsprings.
Bore: A man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
-- Melville D. Lando...
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any.
It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing. -- Thomas Jefferso...
There is a limit to the admiration we may hold for a man who spends his waking hours poking the contents of chickens with a stick.
-- Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume...
There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another, and a woman who deceives another for ourselves.
-- Augie...
Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack may be titbit.
polygon pusher n. A chip designer who spends most of his or her time at the physical layout level (which requires drawing lots of multi-colored polygons).
Also `rectangle slinger'....