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• Someday, THESE will be the good ol' days.
• School is like that ol' North wind -- it blows!
• A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
  A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident....
• A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely a coincidence.
  A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another coincidence....
• A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon.
  They were supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't stay two weeks, they stayed one night....
• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
  I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....