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CONNOISSEUR -- A Man Who Collects Old Masters And Young Mistresses.
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CONNOISSEUR -- a man who collects old masters and young
mistresses.
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Buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old mistresses. LORD BEAVERBROOK
Buy old masters. They fetch a much better price than old mistresses. -- Lord Beaverbrook
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
-- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Of Marriage and Single Life...
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
The man who is too old to learn was probably always too young to remember.
The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.
-- George Santayana (1863-1952)...
A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a terrible problem, Doctor.
I have a son at Harvard and another son at Princeto...
Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
-- Sydney Harri...
CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.
An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was pouted on his lips to revive him....