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What Do You Call A Girl Who Can Suck A Golf Ball Through A Six-foot Piece Of Garden Hose?
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What do you call a girl who can suck a golf ball through a
six-foot piece of garden hose? Darling.
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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half?
Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
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One of his golfing buddies says to him, "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? Six sick Sikhs (sic).
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One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
What do they call you? ...Kate. Isn't that a bit of a girl's name?
...It's short..for..erm...'Bob'. -- Edmund and Kate : Bell...
Listen, Tyrone, you don't know how dangerous that stuff is.
Suppose someday you just plug in and go away and never come back?...