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• Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away!
• Compatible: Blows up a little later than Incompatible.
• You are not fat--you are just four feet shorter than you should be.
• Those Macintoshes aren't the cute little boxes you think they are.
• Truth is shorter than fiction.
• Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film festival.
  [cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] You can stay with us, and enjoy the sights and sounds of the country....
• Creativeness often consists of merely turning up what is already there.
  Did you know that the right and left shoes were thought up only a little more than a century ago?...
• Could you please speak up? I'm a little hard of herring.
• I can't think of anything more relaxing than being locked in a moving car with YOU for about 300 hours, little pal.
  "That's really sweet, Sam. I may weep openly." -- "Sam and Max", Freelance Police...