I Was Really Primed For Some Tits And Ass Last Night," The Bumbling Would-be Lotario Reported With A Groan, "but All I Got In The Fucking Singles Bar Was Twits And Sass!

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"I was really primed for some tits and ass last night," the bumbling
would-be Lotario reported with a groan, "but all I got in the fucking
singles bar was twits and sass!"

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