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• Did you hear about the nun who was two monks behind in her period.
• Did you hear about the window washer who scared the boss right out of his secretary.
• Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the men in the office as Secretariat -- not because she's a good secretary but because she's a wonderful mount.
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...