Did You Hear About The 97-year-old Prostitute Who Got Herself Listed In The Yellow Pages And Now Claims To Be The Oldest Trick In The Book.

Did You Hear About The 97-year-old Prostitute Who Got Herself Listed In The Yellow Pages And Now Claims To Be The Oldest Trick In The Book.

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Did you hear about the 97-year-old prostitute who got herself
listed in the Yellow Pages and now claims to be the oldest trick in
the book.

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