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• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
• Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea.
• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
• Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start procrastinating but never got around to it.
• Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
• Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for pumping ethyl behind the station.
• Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
• Did you hear about the jealous black activist who suspected that his wife was involved in some honkie-panky.