A Transplanted Cockney Golf Groupie Is So Accessible To The Guys On The Tour That She's Been Nicknamed The British Open.

A Transplanted Cockney Golf Groupie Is So Accessible To The Guys On The Tour That She's Been Nicknamed The British Open.

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A transplanted Cockney golf groupie is so accessible to the
guys on the tour that she's been nicknamed the British Open.

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GROUPIE -- a bandbox.
Transplanted from Wisconsin.
Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
[Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
Why did the Howells pack so much for a three hour tour?
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs".
FOOTBALL GROUPIE -- Jock absorber.
GROUPIE -- a piece of the rock.
Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it.