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A Woman's Like A Waffle. You Want To Get One Good And Warm Before You Pour The Syrup To Her.
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A woman's like a waffle. You want to get one good and warm
before you pour the syrup to her.
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Would you like some syrup with that WAFFLE Mr. Clinton?
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
If you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.
Doing a good job is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
.. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices....
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet.
In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio....
Plumbing is one of the easier of do-it-yourself activities, requiring only a few simple tools and a willingness to stick your arm into a clogged toilet.
In fact, you can solve many home plumbing problems, such as annoying faucet drip, merely by turning up the radio....
Marge: [making up a batch of pancakes] Homer, I want you to encourage Lisa with her science fair project.
Homer: [pouring syrup on a newly minted stack of pancakes] Yeah, syrup is better than jelly....