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Did You Hear About The New Breakfast Cereal Called "Swingers".
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Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie there and go bang,
bang, bang.
Related:
Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
It's called BANG AMERICARD....
Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
You simply add milk and they eat each other....
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
Did you hear that Captain Crunch, Sugar Bear, Tony the Tiger, and Snap, Crackle and Pop were all murdered recently.
.. Police suspect the work of a cereal killer!...
Is it bang for the buck, or pennies for a pop?
Gee, but I'd like to be a G-Man / And go Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Just like Dick Tracy, what a he-man / And go Bang!...
Snap, Crackle and Pop found dead, Cereal killer suspected
Chika-go! Bang Bang!
-- Czech border guards (including Joe Flaharty) with guns -- pointed at them, from STRIPES...