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Adopting The Metric System Would Have Certain Psychological Advantages -- Such As Being Able To Claim 18 Centimeters Instead Of Seven Inches.
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Adopting the metric system would have certain psychological
advantages -- such as being able to claim 18 centimeters instead of
seven inches.
Related:
Being human does have certain advantages -- being able to appreciate the beauty of a flower, of a woman.
-- Kirk, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9....
Being seven points behind gives you a definite psychological advantage.
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
If God had intended man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples.
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had only ten apostles.
But the chances are that you will get nowhere with your spy scare.
You have to have a bigger territory to work in. That's one of the advantages of being a government instead of just a private liar....
Quote #198 Not so, just scared. Think of the poor lady who feared the metric system because she couldn't afford to have her gas tank removed from her car and replaced with one that holds liters instead of gallons.
-- Kenneth S. Manning...