Did You Hear About The Newfie That Thought That Asphalt Was Rectum Trouble.

Did You Hear About The Newfie That Thought That Asphalt Was Rectum Trouble.

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Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought that asphalt was
rectum trouble.

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