Did You Hear About Why Christ Wasn't Born In Newfoundland?

Did You Hear About Why Christ Wasn't Born In Newfoundland?

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Did you hear about Why Christ wasn't born in Newfoundland?
They couldn't find three wisemen, and a virgin.

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