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Did You Hear That David Of The Bible Was Nothing But A Young Man Who Used Leather To Get His Rocks Off.
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Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young
man who used leather to get his rocks off.
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David was just a shepherd who liked to get his rocks off in leather.
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Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
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