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Did you hear that the ecumenical movement has reached a
milestone with the agreement on the text of the first Jewish-Catholic
prayer -- one that begins "Oy vay, Maria"
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break-even point n. In the process of implementing a new computer language, the point at which the language is sufficiently effective that one can implement the language in itself.
That is, for a new language called, hypothetically, FOOGOL, one has reached break-even when one can write a demonstration compiler for FOOGOL in FOOGOL, discard the original implementation language, and thereafter use working versions of FOOGOL to develop newer ones....
break-even point: n. in the process of implementing a new computer language, the point at which the language is sufficiently effective that one can implement the language in itself.
That is, for a new language called, hypothetically, FOOGOL, one has reached break-even when one can write a demonstration compiler for FOOGOL in FOOGOL, discard the original implementation language, and thereafter use working versions of FOOGOL to develop newer ones....
Shock brings ruin and terrified gazing around. Going ahead brings misfortune.
If is has not yet touched one's own body But has reached one's neighbor first, There is no blame....
Did you hear about the pessimistic historian whose latest book has chapter headings that read "World War One","World War Two" and "Watch This Space".
Did you hear that the first aphrodisiac-laxative is about to hit the market -- under the name Easy Come, Easy Go.
Hey! That was funny. Did you hear...
An agreement is not an agreement until the parties to the agreement have reached an agreement.
-- Irish Politician on RTE radio, from John O'Sullivan (Dublin, Ireland)...
I'm a Catholic. I'm like most Catholics. When I grew up I quit.
I can't quite understand some religions. They're all supposed to be right....
Joe and Willie were partners in the fur business, and they agreed that whichever one died fi
he other would place one thousand dollars in the coffin of the deceased to cover whatever expenses came up in the next world....