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  -- Alvin Saunders Johnso...
• The farther it gets from the bench it was worked on, the more real the real world becomes.
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• Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes acquainted with himself.
  -- Samuel Johnso...
• Did you hear that The fastest four-handed game in the world is when it slips out.
• Quote #24 As an appointed member of the three man committee on the long range future of COBOL
  which committee was never disbanded, so I assume it still exists and which also never met, I have a few comments....
• The fact is, squire, the moment a man takes to a good pipe, he becomes a philosophe
  it's the poor man's friend; it calms the mind, soothes the temper, and makes a man patient under trouble...
• Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
• The most recent attempt to revive the moribund campus lef
  a national conference held at Rutgers University February 5-7, ended when the participants decided that they were too racist to found a new national organization....
• It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes.
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