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Did You Hear That The Pope's Next Pronouncement On Birth Control Is To Be Titled "Paul's Epistle To The Fallopians".
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Did you hear that the Pope's next pronouncement on birth
control is to be titled "Paul's Epistle to the Fallopians".
Related:
Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought "no kidding" was meant to be birth control.
For the next hour, WE will control all that you see and hear.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born? -- Benny Hill
Did you hear that Woody Allen's girlfriend is pregnant with his next girlfriend?
Why do you think they call it birth **CONTROL**?
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?
He baptized one and kept the other as a control....
He no play-a da game. He no make-a da rules! -- On the pope and birth control
Friend to my life, which did not you prolong, The world had wanted many an idle song.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot, Prologue to the Satires, Line 27...
Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.