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• Did you hear about the beautiful woman with lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty treatment.
  And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes her hair....
• Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
• Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights out by ten, candles by eleven.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his little dream boat out in the fog and mist.
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• Did you hear about the window washer who scared the boss right out of his secretary.
• Did you hear about the woman who got out of a taxi, and charged the driver five bucks.
• Did you hear about the cynic who claims that "Xerox" never comes out with anything original.
• Did you hear about the rumor that Disneyland plans to promote a bumper sticker reading,DO A MOUSE A FAVOR
  EAT A PUSSY!...