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EROGENEOUS ZONE -- The Skin You Touch To Love.
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EROGENEOUS ZONE -- the skin you touch to love.
Related:
RED-LIGHT DISTRICT -- an erogeneous zone.
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin. -- Michael O'Donohugh
At the touch of Love every one becomes a poet. -- Plato
Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.
-- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Christine, age 9...
Relax...you are entering a windows free zone.
You are now entering the twighlight zone of the homosexual!
You have just entered THE EMMITT ZONE!
yOU HAve OfFIcialLY eNTereD tHe PRepoStERous ZonE.
Everything you touch will turn to gold.