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  I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party....
• he guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
  -- Hear about......
• Hear about... the guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
• A man used to be rated on how well he achieved bringing home the bacon.
  All that has passed. Now, he is rated on how well he brings home the textured vegatable protein bacon flavored strips....
• Did you hear about the Newfie who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again.
• LOSER -- A male motorist who picks up a girl who's already walking home from a date.
• Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG!
• A burlesque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip
  But she read science fiction And died of constriction Attempting a Moebius strip....
• Once upon a girl there was a time...