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• What's really gross? Eating the raisins off fly paper.
• The garbage bag full of leaves or wrapping paper or cardboard boxes will never break.
  The garbage bag full of egg shells, coffee grounds, and potato salad will always break....
• Each system has its own way of consuming vast amounts of pape
  in socialist societies by filling large forms in quadruplicate, in capitalist societies by putting up huge posters and wrapping every article in four layers of cardboard....
• If everything seems to go right, check your zipper.
• Blest paper-credit! last and best supply! That lends corruption lighter wings to fly.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Moral Essays, Epistle iii, Line 39...
• The paper burns, but the words fly free. -- ben Joseph Akiba (c.
  50-132) -- (Last words, at the stake, when the Torah was also burned.)...
• What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Elephants never forget, but you seldom see a kangaroo with a zipper.
• Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine