Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the Newfie Who went flyfishing and came home with a seven pound bluebottle.
Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
Did you hear about the newfie woman who couldn't get pregnant twice because she blew the both of them.
Did you hear about the next major-theme amusement park will be called Disneygland.
Did you hear about the not too bright mother of 12 who was called upon to use her diaphragm so often that she kept it tacked to the headboard of her bed.
Did you hear about the nun who was two monks behind in her period.
Did you hear about the nurse they thought had drowned until they found her under the doc.
Did you hear about the nymphomaniac teenager who was popularly known as Little Often Annie.
Did you hear about the old gentleman who had a massive stroke -- it is what made him popular at Sun City orgies.
Did you hear about the old rabbi who has performed so many circumcisions that he's popularly known as Max the Knife.

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