Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
Did you hear about the over-eager bride who came, walking down the aisle.
Did you hear about the perverted australian who left his wife and returned to Sydney.
Did you hear about the pessimistic historian whose latest book has chapter headings that read "World War One","World War Two" and "Watch This Space".
Did you hear about the poor fellow whose unfortunate pissing trajectory earned him the nickname Tinkletoes.
Did you hear about the poor girl from Appalachia who travelled to the city and made it big in the massage parlor field -- a case of going from rags to rigids.
Did you hear about the porno film that outgrossed its competitors.
Did you hear about the practical young miss who bought a negligee with fur around the hemline to keep her neck warm.
Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination purposes that is referred to as A STROKE OF GENIUS.
Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.

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