Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the recent cigarette survey that disclosed that 99% of the men who have tried Camels have gone back to women.
Did you hear about the recent survey that showed that the average young bachelor is more interested in high frequency than high fidelity.
Did you hear about the rumor that an FBI agent who was given task of shadowing a gay liberation leader has been summarily dismissed because he blew his assignment.
Did you hear about the rumor that Disneyland plans to promote a bumper sticker reading,DO A MOUSE A FAVOR
EAT A PUSSY!...
Did you hear about the rumor that the vatican is freezing flavored holy water and selling the product as "Popesicles".
Did you hear about the rumor that Walt Disney Productions is going to remake "Beaver Valley" as a skin flick.
Did you hear about the secretary that got fired because she had one too mini.
Did you hear about the semiliterate streetwalker who unwittingly approached a plainsclothesman.
Her proposition ended with a sentence....
Did you hear about the sultan who had ten wives, nine of them had it soft.
Did you hear about the sweet young journalism-school graduate who quit when she found out that the house organ she'd been hired to work on was attached to the editor.

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