Rude

Rude

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Did you hear about the swinger who has labelled his little black book "Future Shack".
Did you hear about the ultimate in singles bars. It's a place where girls have to show their I.
U.D.'s to be admitted....
Did you hear about the unreconstructed male supremacist who said that if all the women's lib activists were laid end to end, that it would be the best thing that could happen to them.
Did you hear about the weak-willed teenager who was forced into voyeurism by his Peeping Tom friends.
It was peer-group pressure....
Did you hear about the wealthy necrophile who had bier tastes on champagne budget.
Did you hear about the wild office Christmas party in a completely automated company -- the computer got drunk and tried to undo the electric typewriter's ribbon.
Did you hear about the window washer who scared the boss right out of his secretary.
Did you hear about the woman who got out of a taxi, and charged the driver five bucks.
Did you hear about the woman who hates her husband so much that she closes her eyes during intercourse because she doesn't want to see him enjoying himself.
Did you hear about the young thing who is fondly known to the men in the office as Secretariat -- not because she's a good secretary but because she's a wonderful mount.

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