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Did you hear that bookstores will soon be stocking a volume called "The Unsensuous Census Taker".
It's about a guy who comes once every ten years....
Did you hear that Carte Blanche plans to issue a specialty card for swingers -- to be called Charge d'Affaires.
Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young man who used leather to get his rocks off.
Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be striking for better jerking conditions.
Did you hear that Most bachelors prefer girls who believe that children should be seen and not had.
Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
It's to be called Heirspray, of course....
Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors.
It's called penis elbow....
Did you hear that She said she would do anything for a mink coat, she got one, and now she can't button it up.
Did you hear that She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
Did you hear that some experimental botanist has developed a strain of marijuana with aphrodisiac properties that he calls TUMBLEWEED.

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