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Did you hear that some independent skin-flick producers are combining to form a major studio to be known as 20th Century-Fux.
Did you hear that some supermarkets are now selling six-packs of whipped cream -- in case you're going to an orgy.
Did you hear that The difference between a 20-year old prostitute and a 15-year old teeny-bopper is that between 20 dollars and 20 years.
Did you hear that The fastest four-handed game in the world is when it slips out.
Did you hear that the Fire Island Deli is featuring a special submarine sandwich this season.
Naturally, it's mostly tongue....
Did you hear that the first aphrodisiac-laxative is about to hit the market -- under the name Easy Come, Easy Go.
Did you hear that the Ku Klux Klan, in an effort to keep up with the times, is considering changing its name to the White Muslins.
Did you hear that The Masters and Johnson clinic may well be the only organization in the world from which a man resigns when be becomes a member in good standing.
Did you hear that The only thing worse than coming home with lipstick on your collar is being caught with leg make-up on your ears.

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