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Did you hear that the Pope's next pronouncement on birth control is to be titled "Paul's Epistle to the Fallopians".
Did you hear that the pretty lab technicians in busy sperm banks are sometimes asked to lend a hand.
Did you hear that the trademark people in Washington are in a quandary over an application from an electrified-dildo manufacturer to register the term Good Vibes.
Did you hear that the vote on a bill to legalize bisexuality could go either way.
Did you hear that those new edible candy pants are about to be distributed in a male version -- with nuts of course.
Did you hear that Witches don't have babies because their husbands have halloweenies.
Did you hear The report that the leading manufacturer of imported vibrators is a Japanese firm that now calls itself Genital Electric.
Did you hear What to do about fall-out, re-insert and shorten strokes.
Did you hear You can make it illegal, but can't make it unpopular.
DILDO -- fucksimile.

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