When Solomon Said That There Was A Time And A Place For Everything He Had Not Encountered The Problem Of Parking An Automobile.

When Solomon Said That There Was A Time And A Place For Everything He Had Not Encountered The Problem Of Parking An Automobile.

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When Solomon said that there was a time and a place for everything he
had not encountered the problem of parking an automobile.
--Bob Edwards

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