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You Know You're Getting Old When Everything Hurts. And What Doesn't Hurt Doesn't Work.
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You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt
doesn't work.
-- Hy Gardner
Related:
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work
You know you're getting old when what you call "life" is what others deem "nostalgia.
What you don't know can't hurt you.
You know you're getting old when you notice how young the derelicts are getting.
-- Jeanne Phillip...
You know you are getting old when you enter a limozine and all the cars behind you turn on their lights.
You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit. -- E.A. Gilliam
The mainframe needs to rest. It's getting old, you know.
You are getting old if you can remember when you could tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste of it!
If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.
