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A Man Generally Has Two Reasons For Doing A Thing.
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A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good,
and a real one.
--J.Pierpoint Morgan
Related:
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason.
When a man has not a good reason for doing a thing, he has one good reason for letting it alone.
-- Sir Walter Sco...
Most people have two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason, and the real reason.
I have a few good reasons for drinking And one has just entered my head If a man can't drink when he's living How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
In one of those "true facts" books there was an explanation for this law....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist....