They Take The Paper And They Read The Headlines. So They've Heard Of Unemployment And They've Heard Of Breadlines.

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They take the paper and they read the headlines.
So they've heard of unemployment and
they've heard of breadlines.
And they philanthropically cure them all
By getting up a costume charity ball.
--Ogden Nash, from Pride Goeth Before a Raise

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