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• Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing. -- George Bernard Shaw
• You don't expect me to know what to say about a play when I don't know who the author is, do you?
  ...If it's by a good author, it's a good play, naturally....
• There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it. -- George Bernard Shaw
• An Englishman thinks he is moral only when he is uncomfortable.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. -- George Bernard Shaw
• People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are.
  I do not believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they cannot find them, make them....
• Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough. George Bernard Shaw
• It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.
  George Bernard Shaw...