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The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.
The cover of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
ALDERMAN, n. An ingenious criminal who covers his secret thieving with a pretence of open marauding.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
The words of the Foolish and those of the Wise Are not far apart in Discordian Eyes.
-- HBT; The Book of Advise, 2:1...
Her synapses are about |that| far apart.
MORE, adj. The comparative degree of too much. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
TWICE, adv. Once too often. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Christian, n.: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.
One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin....
AMNESTY, n. The state's magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...