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• The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. --John Woode
• Rumor: The main ingredient in tooth-paste is sugar.
• Be quick, but never hurry. -- John Woode
• Knox's Principle of Star Quality: Whenever a superstar is traded to your favorite team, he fades.
  Whenever your team trades away a useless no-name, he immediately rises to stardom....
• Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. -- John Woode
• Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. -- John Woode
• Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a wooden gong.
  With trust, words become life itself. -- John Harold...
• There is a new anti-communist organization that advocates the use of wooden toilet seats.
  It's called the Birch John Society....