Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears it is true. --Robert Oppenheime...
There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. --Dorothy Parke...
Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman. --Maryon Pearso
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. --Will Roge
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. --Will Roge
I belong to no organized political party -- I am a Democrat. --Will Roge
Old men are fond of giving advice to console themselves for being no longer in a position to give bad examples.
-- Francois de la Rouchefoucald...
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
--Mark Russell...
I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French.
What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. -- Saki (H. H. Munro)...
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived. -- Herbert Samuel

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