Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
--Lilly Tomlin, actress, author and commedia...
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
--Lilly Tomlin, actress, author and commedia...
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.
-- Mark Twai...
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. --Mark Twai
The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lighning and the lightning bug.
-- Mark Twai...
I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.
-- Mark Twai...
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a man and a dog. -- Mark Twai...
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it. --Mark Twai
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them....
Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. -- Mark Twai

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