Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
-- Mark Twai...
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. -- Mark Twai
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. -- Mark Twai
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she has laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twai...
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. --Mark Twai
I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficie
whenever I have witnessed two...
Let us be thankful for fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. -- Mark Twai
July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together.
This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inade...
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Vio...
One is never more on trial than in the moment of excessive good fortune. --Lew Wallace

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