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Democracy Is Two Wolves And A Lamb Voting On What To Have For Lunch.
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have
for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin
Related:
Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Democracy, n: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
-- Gerald Barry The difference between a Democracy and a Dictatorship is that in a Democracy you vote first and take orders late...
The measure of choosing well is whether a man likes what he has chosen. -- Lamb
Lamb: [In a baaa-ful voice...] Please Lisa, I thought you loved me, loved me.
Marge: What's wrong, Lisa? Didn't you get enough lamb chops?...
Brandy and water spoils two good things. -- Charles Lamb
Mary had a little lamb; ...that's what she gets for sleeping in a barn.
In many ways this is Allan Lamb.
de-moc-ra-cy (di mok' ra see) n. Three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.